The Moofiesto

Every memecoin is a dog or a cash cow. Only one is both. And only one spent 40 years working at the most valuable company on earth.

1983

Susan Kare draws a small animal for the letter “z” of the Cairo font. It is a dog. Probably.

1987

An argument breaks out at Apple: dog or cow? On October 15 it is settled forever: “It’s both, OK? It’s a dogcow.”

1988

She is named Clarus and moves into the Page Setup dialog, demonstrating every print effect known to science. Apple’s Tech Note #31 confirms: she can do flips like any dog, and precision bitmap alignment like any cow.

1989

“Moof!”, a blend of moo and woof, becomes a registered Apple trademark. Peak civilization. (It lapsed in 1999. She went independent.)

2022

macOS quietly returns her to Page Setup. The faithful notice immediately.

2026

Her final form: a stock. $dogcow launches on stonkfun, backed 1:1 by tokenized AAPL. She previewed pages for four decades. Now she previews price discovery.

She is not a dog. She is not a cow. She is collateralized. Moof.

Get Info

$dogcow is paired with tokenized AAPL (AAPLx) via stonkfun onchain markets, with AAPLx as the quote asset. Her market price is the market's business. When Tim ships, Clarus moofs.

How to Buy

1. 1
   Get a Solana wallet. Phantom or Solflare. The mouse is optional but encouraged.
2. 2
   Load it with SOL. From any exchange. Think of it as toner.
3. 3
   Open our stonkfun page. Use the button below. Beware impostor dogcows: check the contract address here first.
4. 4
   Swap & Moof. Congratulations, you are now paired with the fruit company.

Moo Art

Fresh memes from the herd, starring the original 1987 sprite. Right-click, save, repost. Art is the yield.

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